LIFE ON THE ROCKS

Hey folks. Just wanted to let everyone know that our records have finally arrived and are available for just 10 bucks. Picking up a copy is a good idea because
1. The record is awesome and i guarantee you will enjoy it.
2. Everyone involved worked really hard on it over the last 8 months and buying it is a great way to support your fellow communists in our effort toward creating genuine, substantial, and meaningful art for the enjoyment of all

Just hit me up if you'd like to cop one, or go to Luke's Record Exchange in Pawtucket or Armageddon Records on Broadway in Providence. They will also soon be available in stores up in Boston, as well as NY.
Then tell everyone you know to do the same. We need all the help we can get.

P.S. if you are one of those unfortunate enough to not own a turntable...
1. Go out and get one. They are cheap and provide you with the purest possible listening experience, again, CHEAP
2. Don't fret, because the record includes a free download of the entire album on high grade mp3, so even if you never spin it, you can hang it on your wall or something, where jojo's jacket art will shower you endlessly with rays of soul-warming light, filling your everyday life with a previously unimaginable sense of contentment and meaning for years to come.
;)